Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Ding Dang Y'all!

I am afraid that our darling Britney may have finally reached ROCK bottom. This may not be breaking news to anyone who has turned on a television or picked up a glossy tabloid in the past ohhhh, year or so, but I just read something which leads me to believe the girl has officially hit the bottom. She has pink eye. Yup, need me to say it again? PINK EYE. Ewwwwwwww! I know she has kids, and thus can be exposed to it easily, but come on, she doesn't even have custody of those kids y'all! I guess when you have children things like pink eye and lice (ew, just saying it makes me gag) become more of an occupational hazard, and not that big of a deal, but I am sooo not there yet. This summer I had a bad allergic reaction, my eye got so pink and I called my doctor in hysterics because I was sure I had the plague, er, I mean pink eye. Luckily, it wasn't, phew.

Well, the good news Brit Brit, is that you can only go up from here! I am rooting for her to clean up her act and return to the pop sensation we all knew and loved. Gimme More!

2 comments:

weezermonkey said...

I can't think of pink eye without thinking of a certain scene in Knocked Up now.

And that was gross.

djrinportland said...

I Think this teen queen is finished in show biz..If and when she cleans her act up..the only venue I could possibly see is in a Vegas Hotel showroom for 30-50 yr olds to remember when... Total white trash. She is a mirror in a way like ball players with millions and can't adapt to some form of real life.
Dr Daddy2